Dear Gods of Publishing

Dear Gods of Publishing: I know you feel the need to put me in my place every time I reach some new summit in my writing career, but could you try harder not to have my boiler explode so that I need to get it replaced at extraordinary cost every single time? K thanks.


Kenneth said...

Have you made any ritual sacrifices?

Gary Gibson, science fiction writer said...

Only of the green stuff in my wallet.

Bob Lock said...

Cabbages just don't bleed the right colour.